Thursday, July 21, 2011

Why oh why oh why...

There are many things that  I wonder "why" about...
here are a few...
1. Why do we press the remote control buttons 2 times harder than normal when we know the batteries are about to die?
2. Why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars in the sky, but they have to check when you say " the paint is wet"
3. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard or hairy legs?
4. Why did they put an "s" in lisp
5. Why do people stand by the microwave, waiting for their food to cook, when there is a timer on there for a reason?
6. Why do we check the fridge for food, then go back 5 minutes later, hoping that miraculously, food will appear.
7. Why do people run over a piece of string while vacuuming over and over, then pick it up to examine in, and then set it back down on the floor, for the vacuum to give it another shot?
8. Why is it that whenever we try to catch something from falling off the table, we always seem to knock something else over?
9. Why is it that in the Winter we always try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, but during the summer all we do is complain about how hot it is?
10. Why do you never hear "father-in-law" jokes?


Hope this made you as "why" :)
Loves
Jess